Exercise is important. It becomes essential as we age and our bodies succumb to the effects of gravity and too many beers. Chins double, bellies bulge, and breasts of both sexes sag. Hairlines recede and eyesight begins to fail. An epiphany occurs when you are trying to read the instructions for a microwave burrito, and they appear to be in Sanskrit. Frustrated you hurl the offending snack food into the counter. It rebounds with surprising force, causing you to slip a disc ducking. It then ricochets into the family room where it lodges in the center of your 77 inch 4k UHD curved smart tv. Continue reading “Frozen Burritos, Sagging Breasts, and Burpees”