Join me in making this another underwhelming year with mediocre accomplishments and unattained goals. Year after year, we start January 1st with a clean slate and hopes for a better 12 months than previously experienced…well, I say BULL PUCKEY! We repeatedly over-imbibe on New Year’s Eve and shout out to our fellow revelers all the ambitious changes that will begin the following day. Then, the first day of the “new me” begins with Pepto Bismol, burning soup-ass, and the shakes. Guess we’ll REALLY get after it on the 2nd. Continue reading “Attention Underachievers!”